For my internet Ed
adventure, Ed will become Aliyah. Aliyah is a female contestant on the show
Survivor. They are at a point in the season where the tribes, Hunahpu and
Coyopa, have just dissembled, leaving all the contestants at risk of
elimination. Aliyah knows that if she does not win the next immunity challenge
or find an idol she’ll be the next to go. Aliyah had lied about Tim wanting to
get George out, which led to Tim elimination last tribal council. Now her head
is on the chopping block.
“Well, that was an
interesting council”, said Ed as Aliyah, she hide her excitement for the
elimination of Tim. It was either him or her and with her great manipulation of
the others it ended up being him.
“Yeah, didn't see that
one coming”, mumbled Sabrina, aware of Aliyah’s part in Tim’s elimination. It
was her plan to eliminate Aliyah, but since George changed targets the plan
could not be carried out. “Guess you saved yourself this council…. But I don’t
think you’ll be as lucky next tribal” warned Sabrina.
Sabrina and Aliyah rival
begun near the beginning of the season. Both Sabrina and Aliyah were on the
Coyopa tribe and they were doing well, the best of friends who just meet. But
that all changed when at one challenge, Aliyah purposely did poorly in the
challenge in an effort to make her team lose. She had heard through rumors that
Sabrina was planning to get her out, so she wanted to act first. It had turned
out that the rumor of Sabrina wanting to get Aliyah out was just that a rumor.
And that’s how their rivalry begun.
Determined not to be
eliminate Aliyah set out to look for an idol. Aliyah stumbled upon a tree that
look suspicious.
“Hmm… Nice try producer,
you should try a little harder at hiding these things”, Aliyah thought to
herself.
Aliyah had begun to dig
near the tree. She dug and dug and dug and dug. But found nothing. Ed couldn't help but laugh at this humorous and desperate woman. Half an hour passed with
no sign of an immunity idol. Aliyah went back to camp. Ed knew Aliyah had no
chance of remaining on the island without the idol, so he was ready to go. Ed
reached into Aliyah’s pocket for her cell phone, but comes out empty handed. He
would realize that Aliyah doesn't have a phone. “No one has a phone on this show”, Ed muttered to himself. Fear arose in Ed at this realization. As night
approached, Ed fell into a deep slumber. The next day Aliyah still had no luck
in finding an idol and Ed had no chance in finding a phone. Both were hopeless
in their pursuit, until it was time for reward challenge. By some unexpected
coincidence the reward for this challenge was a phone call to a love one. Ed
could not believe his luck. Now all he had to do was win the challenge and the
phone was all his.
“For this challenge you
will all have to swim from this dock to the beach. When there, you will have to
drag a bag of puzzle pieces up to a bench. From there you’ll solve a puzzle.
The first to finish will win the reward”, said Jeff, the host of the show. “Get
into your ready position and we will begin.”
“It so sad your time here
has to come to an end, but you know the show’s backstabber never wins” hissed
Sabrina at Aliyah. “And another thing, just try not to drown”.
Aliyah rolled her eyes
and focused on the water. Aliyah knew she was a terrible swimmer and the others
did to after she caused her tribe to lose when she tried to swim fast but
failed miserably. Jeff shouted go and everyone was off. Aliyah took off
swimming slowing but steadily. Ed was no help since he spent most of his time
programming rather than swimming. Sabrina and the others arrived at the beach,
but Aliyah still had about 6 feet to go. Aliyah finally arrived at the beach and
dragged the puzzle pieces to the bench.
Even though Aliyah was about 3 minutes behind the others, none of the
other contestants, with the exception of Sabrina, had made any progress on the
puzzle. Sabrina was well on her way. She was half way through with the puzzle.
Aliyah took out the puzzle and it made absolutely no sense to her. But Ed, he understood
the puzzle. He had seen the same pattern when he was programming one day. Ed
took control of Aliyah and solved the puzzle in a blink of an eye. The other contestants gaped in astonishment. Sabrina’s face was priceless.
“That was a piece of
cake, where’s the entrĂ©e?”, Aliyah said with a smirk.
“You’re still going
home”, threaten Sabrina.
Aliyah forgot that this
was not an immunity challenge. She only won a phone call, not an idol.
“Congratulations Aliyah you've won a call home.” said Jeff.
“Yay” Aliyah said dryly,
with sarcasm.
“Aliyah I’m going to make
you an offer”, said Jeff. “You can either take the phone or make the phone call
or you can get an immunity idol”.
Before Aliyah could
answer Ed reached for the phone and entered in "control, shift, command,
42, meaning of life, J,K,J,K, J,K,R, control, command, option escape,
escape" and before entering in the last escape Ed said.
“I’m sorry, not sorry”,
said Ed and he entered “escape” and left.